LifeisGood
Paano kaya pag naging teacher ko si Vice?
VICE: Okay class get one whole sheet of paper.
STUDENT: Sir may quiz?
VICE: Hindi wala! Hatiin niyo lang, gawin niyong 1/2! Tapos hatiin niyo yang 1/2, 1/4 na! Yehey! Tapos pagdikitin niyo ulit, 1 whole na ulit! Mga adik tayo sa school! Trip trip lang! O kaya lukutin niyo tapos batuhin niyo ko, babuyin niyo ko! Putangina magkalat tayo!
(Source: maghihintaynalang)
The awkward moment when you see an old friend
expectation:
reality :
(Source: bit.ly)
Alam mo ba kung bakit nahihirapan ang mga lalaki na mahanap ang dream girl nila? Kasi madalas nasa bahay lang AKO!
(Source: prettypilipina)
Do the ‘Marry YOU’ dance.
It’s a beautiful night!
We’re looking for something dumb to do.
Hey baby,
I think I wanna marry you..
Is it the look in your eyes?
Or is it this dancing juice?
Who cares baby,
I think I wanna marry you..
ohmygawd, this made me giggle. that made my parents suspect that I was chatting with my ex. =))
(Source: wishesandpapercranes)
